Riddle Me This

As the ages pass, we, as humans, have seen fit to push the limits, think outside the box, and to sore to new heights in our pursuit to answer the greatest question of all time; what is the meaning of life? We've invented the wheel, defeated language barriers and learned to fly but still do not know, after thousands of years, the appropriate solution to this query.

But it's not alone…


The meaning of life, even though one of mankind's most insurmountable debates, is not the only thing that has gone without resolution. No one knows what the name of the line at the edge of the dust pan is called when you sweep a bare floor nor do we know why a thirsty horse will not drink if led to water. Among the bevy of ambiguity is a question that the entire female species of our planet has mulled over for more than a millennia;


Why do men behave like children?


We can come up with possible answers to this riddle but those are met with less than stellar acceptance within the male dominated society. Road blocks, if you will; stale mates in a world that does not revolve around the sun but an axis created by self centered man. Women have broken down confines to the effects it has on the lesser population. Cause and Effect have much to do with the behavior but yet, no plausible solution as to why.


We tend to ask ourselves, even attempting to accuse our own humanity, as to the issue. Considering we all know that a man's mother can do anything better than any conquest, could it have been as simple as not being breast fed enough as an infant or on the other end of this spectrum, maybe fed too much?


Are the apron strings strangling man to the point of oxygen depletion and thus the reversal of matural progression?


Do they possess one chromosome too many? Studies have actually shown rare Y'N (pronounced "whine") chromosome being found in some of the worst cases to date. Could that be an issue?


Other studies have suggested that an overdose in the vitamin Bitch-e, a core element in the survival of the female species, has been linked to behavioral perplexity.


And new to this list is an ailment developed during puberty and carried on throughout the male existence. Mypolar disorder affects billions of men worldwide. It's a horrible, disfiguring condition that stiffens genitalia and can only be relieved by manually stroking the male ego.


We women continually search in daunting situations for the solution and prevention of this horrid affliction, even after onset, a cure to permanent damage to the male species considering they are indeed a useful and integral part to the procreation of future generations. This conundrum is nothing but an effect from a more potentially dangerous malady still evading scientists to this day. What will happen to us if it is not controlled?


Like the bubonic plague and epidemics of the past, many have perished without the much needed treatment afforded by our society. The slaughter of men needs to be stopped! Too many women have been wrongly imprisoned for merely defending themselves against a predator unknown to us. Too many women and children have taken up residence in mental wards for being driven completely nuts after exposure to an infected man. Bald is not beautiful on a woman, let us retain our golden locks, wits and self composure. The total affect on women is too great to tally.


I implore you, plead, no I get down on one knee and beg…Someone please find the answer!