Don't EVER let me do this again!!

WHAT IS THAT YOU SAY???

Let me set the scene for ya....I'm sick, a little tired and pensive but wanting to clean up the house right? Watch a little movie while I do it right? "Halloween" isn't so horrible right?

WHAT THE FU*K WAS I THINKING!!!

I didn't move from the same damn spot the entire time. I was still holding the couch cushion slip cover (yeah I was cleaning remember) and low and behold the mailman delivered a box to the wrong house...shadow cast through the window, Micheal Myers did his thing, dog barked, I jumped and

SCREAMED MY FOOL HEAD OFF!!! (and pissed my pants)


Omg!!

OMFG!!